Today I saw my ex-husband on the Swingers website. Ugh. Apparently, he is looking for anything from a relationship to erotic chat, he enjoys giving oral sex (well that is a lie), giving massages and spanking (thats new). He says he is “open to exploration and suggestion with the right person”, still can’t spell and…Read more 151. A few months later…
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147. Life falters, then goes on
So…without boring you with too much detail, I was admitted to hospital quite suddenly in mid-January with a random infection which made me very, very sick. I spent a week hooked up to intravenous antibiotics, having endless tests, feeling tired and alone. I wasn’t really feeling up to visitors, and I did have a couple,…Read more 147. Life falters, then goes on
146. The Toolman rises from the dead
So I saw this profile on Tinder. The name was right, the age was a couple of years younger than the truth and there were no face pictures, just a picture of a guy in a panda suit. It was not the kind of profile I would ever match with, but the bio sure sounded familiar:…Read more 146. The Toolman rises from the dead
145. The Boy Next Door – part 4
All this time, The Boy Next Door has been popping around pretty much every week. We have fine-tuned our routine to achieve maximum pleasure in under three hours. The Boy Next Door messages me, I get in the shower, he arrives and the moment he walks in the door we get started. Sexy kissing, tearing each…Read more 145. The Boy Next Door – part 4
142. The Captain returns…continued
I expected to hear from The Captain all day on Monday, and my girlfriends checked in all day long to find out if he had called. He did not. On Tuesday I had enough waiting and took control, sending him a message. “Hi there. Do you have some time to chat today?" “Sorry busy atm…I’ll…Read more 142. The Captain returns…continued
138. Conversations with chuckleheads
So here we go again. I decided to sign up to the swingers site I had used to meet The Captain, and after a thorough and fruitless search for both him and The Toolman, I created my profile. I have a suspicion that The Captain already had someone else lined up when we split, or…Read more 138. Conversations with chuckleheads
129. The Captain (52)
The Captain’s profile on the swinger’s site was much like mine. He seemed to be looking for the same thing as me but I hadn’t paid him any attention, based on his age. I saw he had looked at me a few times and I had acknowledged his “likes” but I was busy responding to…Read more 129. The Captain (52)
127. Superman (47)
He was one of the first guys who messaged me on the Swingers Site. We talked easily and I found myself smiling whenever we chatting on text. He was a separated father of four grown kids who lived about thirty minutes away. We discovered many things about each other and I was enjoying an adult conversation…Read more 127. Superman (47)
126. The NoShow (35) and The Mauritian (38)
I matched on a dating app with a 35 year old guy who was a chef on oil rigs. He told me he worked three weeks on the rig, then flew home for a three week break, during which time he helped out a friend who owned a restaurant. He was strange on our chats, but…Read more 126. The NoShow (35) and The Mauritian (38)
I may have over corrected 